Pins and Needles

All right.
Lets have it, Peanuts.  One of you (ok maybe not one of you, but someone, and I have to start casting blame around somewhere) one of you (or someone) has made a voodoo doll of Little One, and decided to use it as a pincushion.  Fess up.
What did we do to make you so mad? Whatever it was, sorry! Geeze.  No need to get so nasty about it.
I'm not above bribery.  I will even break the Ban and make you cookies if you will just kindly extract all harmful objects from the voodoo Little One and just cut it out.
Today, Little One has had three rashes:
1) On Her booty from the insane tummy problems which are only getting worse and causing me to do way too much laundry (not appreciated voodoo person. I have enough of that as it is)
2) One all over which who knows what the heck that's about but it itches Her like crazy
3) Massive, get-out-the-epipen-and-hover-near-Her-for-an-hour blistering hives from what appears to be another new food allergy. 
She also slipped on Her socks yesterday while running and bashed Her face into a chair so hard that She has a big purple splotch on Her cheek and a bit of a black eye.  Yes, yesterday. The day that She had to have Her blood drawn.
And today, the poor thing's mother dragged Her to the nature center amid all this because she knew that Little One would LOVE the event SO much that it was worth the 30 minute drive, even when She was itchy and Her tummy hurt- aaaaaaand the event had been mis-printed in the flier.  It's not till February.  An hour in the car, a change of clothes in the nature center bathroom for nothing, and then the heater guy came over and She didn't get to nap. 
The kid cannot catch a break!
But I have news for you, voodoo-meanie-weenie-person, you.  She is still singing. Dancing. Playing.  And giggling- a lot.  So if you are trying to get us down with all your pins and such then all I can say (with my thumbs in my ears and my tongue out) is: "Tthhhhbbbttt!" It's just not going to work.
So, you might as well stop trying.  No, seriously, stop.