C: "Ok, Little One. How about I'll put this big box back on the shelf, and you clean up your puzzle?"
Little One: "Yeah! Ok mommy!"
C: "There we go! All cleaned up. We did good teamwork!"
Little One: "Yeah! Hey! We need team shirts!"
Monday, January 31, 2011
Right On Cue
It starts again.
Right on time... 103.2.
I was a suspicious when She asked not to go to the gym today.
But I knew it was time to check when She popped out that bottom lip, climbed into my lap, and croaked,
"Mommy? I'm bit pitiful right now."
And here we go.
Right on time... 103.2.
I was a suspicious when She asked not to go to the gym today.
But I knew it was time to check when She popped out that bottom lip, climbed into my lap, and croaked,
"Mommy? I'm bit pitiful right now."
And here we go.
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Why A Two-Year Old Is The Best Ego-Trip Ever
A Few Examples, In Backwards Order:
Today.
(I tromp down the stairs after trying on several outfits and ending up in stretchy pants again)
C: Argh.
J: "What's the matter? Why are you frowning?"
C: "I'm....I'm....I'm a manatee."
J: "You're pregnant."
C: "I know, but I have to wear these silly clothes to the store because my belly is getting too big." pout.
Little One (looking up as I walk into the room): "Oh Mommy! So pretty! Look, you have on buttons! So pretty, Mama."
Yesterday.
(I am in pajamas. I am a mess. We've been spinning around, my hair is everywhere, we crash on the couch.)
Little One (fingering the hair that's fallen over my face): "Ooooh. Mommy. Wow. Mommy....just...like...princess....ANGEL!"
Two Days Ago.
(Getting Her up in the morning- I got dressed early so I could get Her right up and in the car to take J to a doctor appointment.)
Little One: "Oh! Mommy! Look this pretty shirt! Look this earring! Mommy so fancy. Pretty, pretty mommy SO PRETTY!"
A Few Days Ago.
(Totally out of the blue).
Little One: "Mommy, know sompin? You, just, pretty ball-er-een-a, ever, ever, EVER! Aw! MY mommy ball-er-een-a!"
Either this is sweet, innocent, youthful ignorance at it's raging zenith (and I should eat it up like a starving dog in the two seconds before She gets old enough for my existence to humiliate Her in public) OR She is seriously buttering me up.
Maybe She wants a pony.
Today.
(I tromp down the stairs after trying on several outfits and ending up in stretchy pants again)
C: Argh.
J: "What's the matter? Why are you frowning?"
C: "I'm....I'm....I'm a manatee."
J: "You're pregnant."
C: "I know, but I have to wear these silly clothes to the store because my belly is getting too big." pout.
Little One (looking up as I walk into the room): "Oh Mommy! So pretty! Look, you have on buttons! So pretty, Mama." Yesterday.
(I am in pajamas. I am a mess. We've been spinning around, my hair is everywhere, we crash on the couch.)
Little One (fingering the hair that's fallen over my face): "Ooooh. Mommy. Wow. Mommy....just...like...princess....ANGEL!"
Two Days Ago.
(Getting Her up in the morning- I got dressed early so I could get Her right up and in the car to take J to a doctor appointment.)
Little One: "Oh! Mommy! Look this pretty shirt! Look this earring! Mommy so fancy. Pretty, pretty mommy SO PRETTY!"
A Few Days Ago.
(Totally out of the blue).
Little One: "Mommy, know sompin? You, just, pretty ball-er-een-a, ever, ever, EVER! Aw! MY mommy ball-er-een-a!"
Either this is sweet, innocent, youthful ignorance at it's raging zenith (and I should eat it up like a starving dog in the two seconds before She gets old enough for my existence to humiliate Her in public) OR She is seriously buttering me up.
Maybe She wants a pony.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
By the Way...
In the last post I mentioned something about flying planes. Yes.
I have realized that I've left some fairly big news out, though many of you already know.
It's a bit convoluted, but the gist is that the Navy is short on general medical docs. It's in a conundrum about what to do about that. So it scratched it's little sailor-capped head one day and thought of the brilliant idea of yanking military medical officers out of their training, in the middle of residency, sticking them somewhere Navy couldn't find a full-fledged GM doctor, and telling them: "wear your white coat. No one will notice". Technically, since residents are doctors and competent enough to treat "general" maladies like colds and high blood pressure, they will do in a pinch, thought the Navy. They can get around to finishing their training and specialization later.
This little vacation from residency is open to all volunteers! And most people who decline the offer are signed up anyways. (Goody! Thought Navy. It's almost like a draft! Always loved that!) The bad thing about this interesting plan is that careers have to be put on hold for a few years, and that people can get used to the easy-peasy 9-5 life of a regular doctor, and then be thrust back into the nastiness of residency, doomed to experience the ultimate bad-trip flashback. It also means that while they are serving as a regular doctor, they can be deployed like one. Yikes.
But the good thing is that it offers a break from the residency lifestyle for awhile, and that there are some cool options. For example, J was accepted into a flight surgery program. Which means that he will get to spend 6 months learning to fly planes before being stationed somewhere to treat pilots. Especially if you have ever been an 8-year-old boy, you have to admit that sounds pretty cool.
To make a long story not short at all, as it turns out what this means is that we are moving!
In truth, I think J would have really preferred to just get residency over with, like ripping off a super-glue reinforced band-aid. But we have always said that we would move as much as we could, and this seems like it could be a good opportunity for him. Plus. We get to go to Florida.
Have I mentioned that things look like this around here?
Florida sounds pretty nice about now. We'll be in Pensacola, right by the beach. You should visit! I'll even put a little umbrella in your drink! We will only be there for the 6 months that J is playing Top Gun, and then we will find out where we go next. But since we will be moving next September, we'll be there just in time to NOT have to shovel snow next winter. I can drink an umbrella-embellished toast to that!
I have realized that I've left some fairly big news out, though many of you already know.
It's a bit convoluted, but the gist is that the Navy is short on general medical docs. It's in a conundrum about what to do about that. So it scratched it's little sailor-capped head one day and thought of the brilliant idea of yanking military medical officers out of their training, in the middle of residency, sticking them somewhere Navy couldn't find a full-fledged GM doctor, and telling them: "wear your white coat. No one will notice". Technically, since residents are doctors and competent enough to treat "general" maladies like colds and high blood pressure, they will do in a pinch, thought the Navy. They can get around to finishing their training and specialization later.
This little vacation from residency is open to all volunteers! And most people who decline the offer are signed up anyways. (Goody! Thought Navy. It's almost like a draft! Always loved that!) The bad thing about this interesting plan is that careers have to be put on hold for a few years, and that people can get used to the easy-peasy 9-5 life of a regular doctor, and then be thrust back into the nastiness of residency, doomed to experience the ultimate bad-trip flashback. It also means that while they are serving as a regular doctor, they can be deployed like one. Yikes.
But the good thing is that it offers a break from the residency lifestyle for awhile, and that there are some cool options. For example, J was accepted into a flight surgery program. Which means that he will get to spend 6 months learning to fly planes before being stationed somewhere to treat pilots. Especially if you have ever been an 8-year-old boy, you have to admit that sounds pretty cool.
To make a long story not short at all, as it turns out what this means is that we are moving!
In truth, I think J would have really preferred to just get residency over with, like ripping off a super-glue reinforced band-aid. But we have always said that we would move as much as we could, and this seems like it could be a good opportunity for him. Plus. We get to go to Florida.
Have I mentioned that things look like this around here?
Good Thing Love Is Blind
IF you thought I couldn't mourn the look of my husband any more than I have thanks to Manuary, think again. How about these fancy shades to go with it?
**
Today J drove/ice-skated the car to the hospital in the wee hours of the morning to get surgery on his eyes. (Which meant I had to drive him home later, and if you've ever been strapped into a moving vehicle with me at the wheel you know this was about 546 times more dangerous than the lasers that were peeling layers off his eyeballs.)
Then his contact lens "bandage" that protects his new eye fell out. AND he had to be seen briefly in public with those glasses on, so the poor guy had a pretty harrowing morning.
He's admitted to being in "a lot of pain", and even took one of the pills the doctor gave him. Now, for him to do those things, it has to be bad. We're talking about the man who had his ribs broken in a rugby game and kept playing.
So I guess I'll give him a tiny bit of a break about the night-goggles. I'll even try not to complain about the fact that I, personally, will kind of miss him in glasses. When he doesn't have a small dead rodent on his lip, I think he's a hottie all the time, but the glasses really have always been even more hottifying in my opinion, and I'm a bit sad to see them go. Plus, now if he's annoyed me during the day I can't make faces at him at night when his contacts are out. Well I can, but it just won't be as cathartic if he notices, Peanuts.
I will also miss moments like these:
And so will Little One, I'm sure. But since I suppose that J's eyesight and personal health/wellbeing aren't completely about moi, I'm happy that he had the opportunity to get this surgery so that he will be able to see better, and not have to bother with glasses and contacts and dry eyes at the end of 20-hour shifts. Plus, excellent vision will come in handy for him soon- for flying planes. More on that next time. For now, I hope you'll all just join me in hoping that the surgery went well and fixed what it was supposed to, and that the pain will go away soon. So that we can all get back to what matters; laughing till we pee at the sight of him in those goggles.
**I had a picture here. But I love this man, Peanuts, and in the end I couldn't, I just couldn't bring myself to post it to the internet.
You will have to use your imagination. This stock photo might help:
**
Se.Xy. They are the eye version of braces headgear. It's phenomenal. It makes me chuckle a little bit. It would actually be the kind of hilarious that makes stuff shoot out your nose, except that the new designer eyewear comes with pain. Takes the edge off the funny a little. **
Today J drove/ice-skated the car to the hospital in the wee hours of the morning to get surgery on his eyes. (Which meant I had to drive him home later, and if you've ever been strapped into a moving vehicle with me at the wheel you know this was about 546 times more dangerous than the lasers that were peeling layers off his eyeballs.)
Then his contact lens "bandage" that protects his new eye fell out. AND he had to be seen briefly in public with those glasses on, so the poor guy had a pretty harrowing morning.
He's admitted to being in "a lot of pain", and even took one of the pills the doctor gave him. Now, for him to do those things, it has to be bad. We're talking about the man who had his ribs broken in a rugby game and kept playing.
So I guess I'll give him a tiny bit of a break about the night-goggles. I'll even try not to complain about the fact that I, personally, will kind of miss him in glasses. When he doesn't have a small dead rodent on his lip, I think he's a hottie all the time, but the glasses really have always been even more hottifying in my opinion, and I'm a bit sad to see them go. Plus, now if he's annoyed me during the day I can't make faces at him at night when his contacts are out. Well I can, but it just won't be as cathartic if he notices, Peanuts.
I will also miss moments like these:
And so will Little One, I'm sure. But since I suppose that J's eyesight and personal health/wellbeing aren't completely about moi, I'm happy that he had the opportunity to get this surgery so that he will be able to see better, and not have to bother with glasses and contacts and dry eyes at the end of 20-hour shifts. Plus, excellent vision will come in handy for him soon- for flying planes. More on that next time. For now, I hope you'll all just join me in hoping that the surgery went well and fixed what it was supposed to, and that the pain will go away soon. So that we can all get back to what matters; laughing till we pee at the sight of him in those goggles.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Snow Ice Cream
I've posted enough about bad days on here- but today was a great day.
It started out raining ice and turned into a slushy, sloggy mess. Little One and I were undeterred. We bundled up and went to the gym! To find the childcare closed. Apparently, they took a snow day. Seriously! Sissies.
Little One was SO disappointed that She wasn't going to get to play with the other kids. So I stopped home just long enough to change and took Her somewhere that there were sure to be tons of kids on a snow day. The Mall.
We don't do this very often, so it's kind of a treat for Her. She played and jumped and climbed in the play area for hours. Had a snack, played and jumped and climbed some more. Put on a dance show on top of the giant dragonfly wings. Climbed through tunnels, went down slides, and ran giggling from
people whether they knew they were chasing Her or not.
We wandered the mall a bit, and I'm glad J wasn't there to witness Her magnetic pull towards the glittery jewelry store display cases and the designer sunglasses. Then, since we were on our way home anyways and the vast, slush-filled parking lot was practically empty, we went puddle stomping.
Have you not puddle-stomped, Peanuts? Surely you have. If you haven't, you should. It's fantastic. You end up muddy, soaked, and freezing, and you had so much fun you don't even care. We were in fits of giggles all the way home.
After hot soup and a nap, J came home early and took Little One and the dogs out to play in what had become a big, fluffy snowstorm. The neighborhood kids came and joined the fun. Finally She came in for hot chocolate and watching Dora the Explorer with me under blankets, and then a big dinner. Afterward, I mixed up a huge bowl of Snow Ice Cream. Snow Ice Cream is divine. It reminds me very much of my dad, who ritually made this for my sister and I when we were small. Would you like the recipe?
It's super yummy. Little One was almost entranced by the yum-ness. Then She made up a song about it. She warmed up in a bubble bath, and then we read stories until She was almost asleep in my lap. She snuggled into bed with Her bunny, and said, "Little One and bunny so tozy in these blankets and jammies!" She told me She would dream of snow ice cream and playing kick-the-snow with daddy. And She fell asleep smiling.
J spent the rest of the night outside, being a good Samaritan. He shoveled our walk and the neighbors', shoveled out our cars, and then shoveled most of the evening away as one silly person after another tried to drive up the hill in front of our house, fishtailed all over the place, and got stuck. He is a good, good man. Who was only slightly bitter that I used my big belly as an excuse to watch him strain back muscles in the blinding snow while I sipped my ginger tea. The snow is still falling, and he is still shoveling as I type.
Today, absolutely nothing spectacular happened. It was a day like a million days, that will fade in our memories, losing traction to bigger events, sharper pangs of emotion. But it was the kind of day that I hope becomes one in a chorus of softly beautiful days. I hope they will melt into one another and become a warm, firelight kind of glow that forms the background to these years in our lives. Maybe we won't remember today specifically, not in detail. But we'll think back to early years and winters and know that there was snow ice cream and playing and kindness, and snuggling under blankets and togetherness. For Little One, it might be like the snow ice cream. She might not know precisely what the ingredients were, how much of each thing went in. She might not see the sugar or the milk...they all blend together with the snow in a whirl of white. But She'll know that whatever it was made of exactly, it was sweet.
It started out raining ice and turned into a slushy, sloggy mess. Little One and I were undeterred. We bundled up and went to the gym! To find the childcare closed. Apparently, they took a snow day. Seriously! Sissies.
Little One was SO disappointed that She wasn't going to get to play with the other kids. So I stopped home just long enough to change and took Her somewhere that there were sure to be tons of kids on a snow day. The Mall.
We don't do this very often, so it's kind of a treat for Her. She played and jumped and climbed in the play area for hours. Had a snack, played and jumped and climbed some more. Put on a dance show on top of the giant dragonfly wings. Climbed through tunnels, went down slides, and ran giggling from
people whether they knew they were chasing Her or not. We wandered the mall a bit, and I'm glad J wasn't there to witness Her magnetic pull towards the glittery jewelry store display cases and the designer sunglasses. Then, since we were on our way home anyways and the vast, slush-filled parking lot was practically empty, we went puddle stomping.
Have you not puddle-stomped, Peanuts? Surely you have. If you haven't, you should. It's fantastic. You end up muddy, soaked, and freezing, and you had so much fun you don't even care. We were in fits of giggles all the way home. After hot soup and a nap, J came home early and took Little One and the dogs out to play in what had become a big, fluffy snowstorm. The neighborhood kids came and joined the fun. Finally She came in for hot chocolate and watching Dora the Explorer with me under blankets, and then a big dinner. Afterward, I mixed up a huge bowl of Snow Ice Cream. Snow Ice Cream is divine. It reminds me very much of my dad, who ritually made this for my sister and I when we were small. Would you like the recipe?
1 BIG bowl of fresh snow. The fluffier the better.
Milk (in our case soy milk)
Sugar
Vanilla
(Hershey Syrup optional for a chocolate version)
Mix together. Eat fast, before it melts.
J spent the rest of the night outside, being a good Samaritan. He shoveled our walk and the neighbors', shoveled out our cars, and then shoveled most of the evening away as one silly person after another tried to drive up the hill in front of our house, fishtailed all over the place, and got stuck. He is a good, good man. Who was only slightly bitter that I used my big belly as an excuse to watch him strain back muscles in the blinding snow while I sipped my ginger tea. The snow is still falling, and he is still shoveling as I type.
Today, absolutely nothing spectacular happened. It was a day like a million days, that will fade in our memories, losing traction to bigger events, sharper pangs of emotion. But it was the kind of day that I hope becomes one in a chorus of softly beautiful days. I hope they will melt into one another and become a warm, firelight kind of glow that forms the background to these years in our lives. Maybe we won't remember today specifically, not in detail. But we'll think back to early years and winters and know that there was snow ice cream and playing and kindness, and snuggling under blankets and togetherness. For Little One, it might be like the snow ice cream. She might not know precisely what the ingredients were, how much of each thing went in. She might not see the sugar or the milk...they all blend together with the snow in a whirl of white. But She'll know that whatever it was made of exactly, it was sweet.
Monday, January 24, 2011
Free Dental Work at My House
Since our luck is holding, Little One and I are continuing to get out of the house and have fun as much as we can. Today we spent the morning with a new playgroup. Little One mostly had fun playing and sharing Her toys with the other kids. But She also liked pretending to be one of the moms, sitting at the big table and sipping Her steamed soy milk from the coffee shop, chatting up a storm and interjecting, "Ya, I know!" every so often. She cracks me up.
Afterward She had Her very first dentist appointment! Once She believed me that there would be no "pokes" at the dentist ("mommy", She told me, hand on hip, "this dentist IS a doctor. How many pokes at this doctor, mamma? Two? Four? Eleven?") She was very excited about it.
It was just a check-up and everything looks good in there, so it was a fast exam. Little One was actually a bit disappointed. Luckily there was a super nice hygienist who let Her say "aaahhhhh" a few more times and quizzed Her a bit on tooth brushing habits. The staff was very sweet and made a big fuss over Her, so that we left with a bunch of little toys, a toothbrush, a surgical mask for Her kitty, and I don't know what else. I think it's safe to say She'll be happy to go back this summer for Her cleaning. I've been hearing about the amazing dentist adventure all afternoon, and it looks like it may be a new favorite game. Maybe the dogs will get that tooth-brushing I keep putting off sooner than I thought.
Afterward She had Her very first dentist appointment! Once She believed me that there would be no "pokes" at the dentist ("mommy", She told me, hand on hip, "this dentist IS a doctor. How many pokes at this doctor, mamma? Two? Four? Eleven?") She was very excited about it.
Day of Dancing
Little One has become such a diva. Almost daily, She sweeps into the living room with Her microphone holding Her hands out and directing us, "Ok Mommy, Ok Daddy, time you sit down. Sit there, sit there, pay 'tention. Watch. SHOW!" and proceeds to entertain us with the most current renditions of well-known and made-up songs, accompanied by various forms of dance and ample applause. The grand finale is usually comprised of a large fit of giggles and hugs for any warm body in the room.
But as much as She loves to dance, She also loves to watch the pros. Her itty-bitty two-year-old attention span expands several-fold when exposed to live music and dancing. So Sunday was a really fun day for Her.
She and I met up with Miss M. and some other little girls/parents for a lunch date and dancing show up near Baltimore. The show was great, and had some dance styles that were new to Her, especially percussionist syles like Irish Set, Stomp, and Step dancing. It was tailored for kids with some interactive parts and fun live music. Her eyes were like saucers the whole hour and a half, and other parents were as entertained by Her grinning, enraptured, swaying-and-clapping-to-the-beat reaction as they were by the show, I think.
Miss M has also become a bit of an idol for Little One, and the love definitely goes both ways. There was a lot of skipping, hand-holding, hugging, and running amok. When we finally settled in for the long drive home, Little One sighed, said,
"Mamma. These guys, this M? So fun. Such fun guys, mom. So fun, I got tired now!" and went directly to sleep.
But as much as She loves to dance, She also loves to watch the pros. Her itty-bitty two-year-old attention span expands several-fold when exposed to live music and dancing. So Sunday was a really fun day for Her.
She and I met up with Miss M. and some other little girls/parents for a lunch date and dancing show up near Baltimore. The show was great, and had some dance styles that were new to Her, especially percussionist syles like Irish Set, Stomp, and Step dancing. It was tailored for kids with some interactive parts and fun live music. Her eyes were like saucers the whole hour and a half, and other parents were as entertained by Her grinning, enraptured, swaying-and-clapping-to-the-beat reaction as they were by the show, I think. Miss M has also become a bit of an idol for Little One, and the love definitely goes both ways. There was a lot of skipping, hand-holding, hugging, and running amok. When we finally settled in for the long drive home, Little One sighed, said,
"Mamma. These guys, this M? So fun. Such fun guys, mom. So fun, I got tired now!" and went directly to sleep.
Special Big Sister Day
Well, voodoo person, thank you.
Apparently, you read my plea and you agreed to give us a break.
Little One's tummy has finally sorted itself out for the most part, Her rash is all but gone, and there are no new injuries or accidents to report (knock wood).
So J and I did what seems to be our new tradition, and tempted fate by taking Her on a Big Day Out pretty much the second She seemed passably well enough to justify it.
And it was a great day!
It was Little One's Special Big Sister Day.
We took Her to the hospital for the "sibling class", where She got to tour the delivery/recovery rooms to see where She will first visit Baby Sister when She comes. She listened to the teacher talk about what to expect, and watched an amazingly strange and obnoxious movie, which all the kids loved.
She got to practice holding a "baby" and being gentle, and then colored a special picture to save for Baby Sister.
She wore Her special "Big Sister" shirt, and was very proud of Herself as well as Her baby, who was included in the class with hugs and kisses from Little One.
She loved getting to "hang out with these other big sister brother kids", and was altogether super excited about the whole thing. We made a big deal of it so She knows how important She will be as a Big Sister, and how confident we are that She will be great at it.
Afterward, we took her to a kids play area She likes, where She had a blast (and we were not begging for Her to sick again at all).
Then we took Her out for a special lunch. We went to a great Vietnamese place for one of Her all time favorite foods, Pho noodle soup, and Her new obsession- tofu. She ate so much it was amazing. It should not even be possible. But, She continued to inform us, She is after all a Big Girl now. So She can eat like one!
After a nice long nap at home, She got one more Big Girl treat.
Since She's recovered from Her cold (i.e. stopped oozing all over everything) I finally set up Her "big girl bed" the way it was originally intended, with the pretty comforter and throw pillows my mom made. Little One love, love, loves Her "big girl princess" bed. The only problem is that She wanted to sleep with the throw pillows. When I told Her they were just for day time, She counter-argued that mommy and daddy have sleeping pillows, and if She was a Big Girl with a Big Girl bed, She should get a 'pinow' too. A good point. So I had promised Her that on Her special Big Girl/Big Sister day, She would get a Big Girl pillow. And She did!
I thought it was the perfect easy project to break in the new sewing machine my mom got me for Christmas. I made Her a Little One-sized pillow and a couple of cases out of scrap fabric and batting I had laying around the house. It was free, and Little One loves it.
It was a great day. It's so fun to see Her not only feeling well, but full off happiness and excitement and pride. We all had fun spending the whole day together, and I think we did a pretty good job of making the argument that Little One becoming a Big Girl is a fun, good thing.
Although to be honest, I can't say for sure who we were trying hardest to convince.
Apparently, you read my plea and you agreed to give us a break.
Little One's tummy has finally sorted itself out for the most part, Her rash is all but gone, and there are no new injuries or accidents to report (knock wood).So J and I did what seems to be our new tradition, and tempted fate by taking Her on a Big Day Out pretty much the second She seemed passably well enough to justify it.
And it was a great day!
It was Little One's Special Big Sister Day.
We took Her to the hospital for the "sibling class", where She got to tour the delivery/recovery rooms to see where She will first visit Baby Sister when She comes. She listened to the teacher talk about what to expect, and watched an amazingly strange and obnoxious movie, which all the kids loved.
She got to practice holding a "baby" and being gentle, and then colored a special picture to save for Baby Sister.
She wore Her special "Big Sister" shirt, and was very proud of Herself as well as Her baby, who was included in the class with hugs and kisses from Little One.
She loved getting to "hang out with these other big sister brother kids", and was altogether super excited about the whole thing. We made a big deal of it so She knows how important She will be as a Big Sister, and how confident we are that She will be great at it.
Afterward, we took her to a kids play area She likes, where She had a blast (and we were not begging for Her to sick again at all).
Then we took Her out for a special lunch. We went to a great Vietnamese place for one of Her all time favorite foods, Pho noodle soup, and Her new obsession- tofu. She ate so much it was amazing. It should not even be possible. But, She continued to inform us, She is after all a Big Girl now. So She can eat like one!
After a nice long nap at home, She got one more Big Girl treat.
Since She's recovered from Her cold (i.e. stopped oozing all over everything) I finally set up Her "big girl bed" the way it was originally intended, with the pretty comforter and throw pillows my mom made. Little One love, love, loves Her "big girl princess" bed. The only problem is that She wanted to sleep with the throw pillows. When I told Her they were just for day time, She counter-argued that mommy and daddy have sleeping pillows, and if She was a Big Girl with a Big Girl bed, She should get a 'pinow' too. A good point. So I had promised Her that on Her special Big Girl/Big Sister day, She would get a Big Girl pillow. And She did!
I thought it was the perfect easy project to break in the new sewing machine my mom got me for Christmas. I made Her a Little One-sized pillow and a couple of cases out of scrap fabric and batting I had laying around the house. It was free, and Little One loves it.
It was a great day. It's so fun to see Her not only feeling well, but full off happiness and excitement and pride. We all had fun spending the whole day together, and I think we did a pretty good job of making the argument that Little One becoming a Big Girl is a fun, good thing.
Although to be honest, I can't say for sure who we were trying hardest to convince.
Friday, January 21, 2011
And Then She Asked For Nail Polish
Little One: "Mommy! Come and look this!"
C: "Here I come! What is- oh my."
Little One claps Her hands, giggles, and bounces.
C: "Little One...when I said it was ok for you to play with those things... I didn't think you were going to put them on the doggies..."
Little One: "Yeah. Doggies so pretty! Prettiest. Ball-er-een-a. Doggies....EVERR!!!! YAAAAYYY!"
I'm not sure they share Her enthusiasm. But on the other hand, they didn't complain, either.
Apparently, I'm surrounded by Divas.
C: "Here I come! What is- oh my."
Little One claps Her hands, giggles, and bounces.
C: "Little One...when I said it was ok for you to play with those things... I didn't think you were going to put them on the doggies..."
Little One: "Yeah. Doggies so pretty! Prettiest. Ball-er-een-a. Doggies....EVERR!!!! YAAAAYYY!"
I'm not sure they share Her enthusiasm. But on the other hand, they didn't complain, either.
Apparently, I'm surrounded by Divas.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Pins and Needles
All right.
Lets have it, Peanuts. One of you (ok maybe not one of you, but someone, and I have to start casting blame around somewhere) one of you (or someone) has made a voodoo doll of Little One, and decided to use it as a pincushion. Fess up.
What did we do to make you so mad? Whatever it was, sorry! Geeze. No need to get so nasty about it.
I'm not above bribery. I will even break the Ban and make you cookies if you will just kindly extract all harmful objects from the voodoo Little One and just cut it out.
Today, Little One has had three rashes:
1) On Her booty from the insane tummy problems which are only getting worse and causing me to do way too much laundry (not appreciated voodoo person. I have enough of that as it is)
2) One all over which who knows what the heck that's about but it itches Her like crazy
3) Massive, get-out-the-epipen-and-hover-near-Her-for-an-hour blistering hives from what appears to be another new food allergy.
She also slipped on Her socks yesterday while running and bashed Her face into a chair so hard that She has a big purple splotch on Her cheek and a bit of a black eye. Yes, yesterday. The day that She had to have Her blood drawn.
And today, the poor thing's mother dragged Her to the nature center amid all this because she knew that Little One would LOVE the event SO much that it was worth the 30 minute drive, even when She was itchy and Her tummy hurt- aaaaaaand the event had been mis-printed in the flier. It's not till February. An hour in the car, a change of clothes in the nature center bathroom for nothing, and then the heater guy came over and She didn't get to nap.
The kid cannot catch a break!
But I have news for you, voodoo-meanie-weenie-person, you. She is still singing. Dancing. Playing. And giggling- a lot. So if you are trying to get us down with all your pins and such then all I can say (with my thumbs in my ears and my tongue out) is: "Tthhhhbbbttt!" It's just not going to work.
So, you might as well stop trying. No, seriously, stop.
Lets have it, Peanuts. One of you (ok maybe not one of you, but someone, and I have to start casting blame around somewhere) one of you (or someone) has made a voodoo doll of Little One, and decided to use it as a pincushion. Fess up.
What did we do to make you so mad? Whatever it was, sorry! Geeze. No need to get so nasty about it.
I'm not above bribery. I will even break the Ban and make you cookies if you will just kindly extract all harmful objects from the voodoo Little One and just cut it out.
Today, Little One has had three rashes:
1) On Her booty from the insane tummy problems which are only getting worse and causing me to do way too much laundry (not appreciated voodoo person. I have enough of that as it is)
2) One all over which who knows what the heck that's about but it itches Her like crazy
3) Massive, get-out-the-epipen-and-hover-near-Her-for-an-hour blistering hives from what appears to be another new food allergy.
She also slipped on Her socks yesterday while running and bashed Her face into a chair so hard that She has a big purple splotch on Her cheek and a bit of a black eye. Yes, yesterday. The day that She had to have Her blood drawn.
And today, the poor thing's mother dragged Her to the nature center amid all this because she knew that Little One would LOVE the event SO much that it was worth the 30 minute drive, even when She was itchy and Her tummy hurt- aaaaaaand the event had been mis-printed in the flier. It's not till February. An hour in the car, a change of clothes in the nature center bathroom for nothing, and then the heater guy came over and She didn't get to nap.
The kid cannot catch a break!
But I have news for you, voodoo-meanie-weenie-person, you. She is still singing. Dancing. Playing. And giggling- a lot. So if you are trying to get us down with all your pins and such then all I can say (with my thumbs in my ears and my tongue out) is: "Tthhhhbbbttt!" It's just not going to work.
So, you might as well stop trying. No, seriously, stop.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Getting The Message
I love my OB.
She is practical and funny and sweet, and has all the answers. And, most awesomely, she lets me bring Little One along and doesn't bat an eye when She colors on the exam table paper or interjects random thoughts into the medical interview. Today she even taught Little One to skip. She rocks.
So Little One has accompanied me to all my OB appointments so far, including the ultrasounds. She pretty well knows the drill. Today She sat quietly, scribbling notes on Her magnetic drawing board, until OB got up and headed for the supply counter.
Little One: "Ok! Mommy. Lie down. Time lie down mommy, lie down right there! Hol-still. No more talk you mamma. Time- hear- BABY SISTER!!"
She was right, of course. We heard a sweet, strong heartbeat through the doppler. Then OB showed us both where the little Miss had Her feet and elbows arranged. She noted that Miss has gone ahead and turned upside-down, all ready for Go time, which is pretty exciting.
Have we gotten to that part already? I can hardly believe it. Sure, 5 months ago every hour seemed like an eon, but now that we are so close it seems to have rushed by. As far as we can tell, Baby Miss is healthy and right on target and doing great!
And smart! She sends coded messages, apparently. So precocious. I had no idea, myself, but Little One (also smart) is luckily around to decode them.
When we saw J later on, Little One was filling him in on the details of the appointment:
Little One: "And! Then! We got hear- BABY SISTER!"
J:"Oh, you did?!"
LO: "Yes! Yes, hear her!!! She said me, 'love you! I love you!'"
J: "Oh, did she?"
LO: "Yes! I hear this. She say it loud!"
I don't have the skilled ear that Little One does. But you know, now that She mentions it. If I try to recall the sounds from the doppler today... I think I can make out the words.
She is practical and funny and sweet, and has all the answers. And, most awesomely, she lets me bring Little One along and doesn't bat an eye when She colors on the exam table paper or interjects random thoughts into the medical interview. Today she even taught Little One to skip. She rocks.
So Little One has accompanied me to all my OB appointments so far, including the ultrasounds. She pretty well knows the drill. Today She sat quietly, scribbling notes on Her magnetic drawing board, until OB got up and headed for the supply counter.
Little One: "Ok! Mommy. Lie down. Time lie down mommy, lie down right there! Hol-still. No more talk you mamma. Time- hear- BABY SISTER!!"
She was right, of course. We heard a sweet, strong heartbeat through the doppler. Then OB showed us both where the little Miss had Her feet and elbows arranged. She noted that Miss has gone ahead and turned upside-down, all ready for Go time, which is pretty exciting.
Have we gotten to that part already? I can hardly believe it. Sure, 5 months ago every hour seemed like an eon, but now that we are so close it seems to have rushed by. As far as we can tell, Baby Miss is healthy and right on target and doing great!
And smart! She sends coded messages, apparently. So precocious. I had no idea, myself, but Little One (also smart) is luckily around to decode them.
When we saw J later on, Little One was filling him in on the details of the appointment:
Little One: "And! Then! We got hear- BABY SISTER!"
J:"Oh, you did?!"
LO: "Yes! Yes, hear her!!! She said me, 'love you! I love you!'"
J: "Oh, did she?"
LO: "Yes! I hear this. She say it loud!"
I don't have the skilled ear that Little One does. But you know, now that She mentions it. If I try to recall the sounds from the doppler today... I think I can make out the words.
He Also Brought Chocolate
Tomorrow we go to the hospital so Little One can get stuck with more needles. Yuck. We will go in a snow and/or ice storm. Yuck.
BUT, She is feeling so significantly better that we got to take Her out yesterday and have lots of fun. Yay! And by we, I mean me AND J, because he had a whole day off. Yay!
And he cooked dinner. Yay!
And before he cooked it, he needed a few things at the store, so he and little one went to get them, and I got to stay home and clean the house. Which we all know is sadly, sickly, in my perverse mind also a Yay!
And when they came home, Little One came in dragging a bunch of flowers nearly as big as She is. Just in time to replace the fading bouquet that J showed up with last week for no apparent reason. Sure looks like the yays are winning, huh?
I have to say. Climbing hills is a terribly lot better when you have someone like J on belay.
BUT, She is feeling so significantly better that we got to take Her out yesterday and have lots of fun. Yay! And by we, I mean me AND J, because he had a whole day off. Yay!
And he cooked dinner. Yay!
And before he cooked it, he needed a few things at the store, so he and little one went to get them, and I got to stay home and clean the house. Which we all know is sadly, sickly, in my perverse mind also a Yay!
And when they came home, Little One came in dragging a bunch of flowers nearly as big as She is. Just in time to replace the fading bouquet that J showed up with last week for no apparent reason. Sure looks like the yays are winning, huh?
I have to say. Climbing hills is a terribly lot better when you have someone like J on belay.
Happy
Tucking Little One in for Her nap today, She snuggled into Her blankets and squeezed Her stuffed hippo up under Her chin. I kissed Her forehead and turned to go, when She told me to wait, and asked me to come back.
"Mommy! Come here. Please. Come here, right. here. closa me."
She pointed at a spot right by Her nose. "Come right here, mommy. Tell you sompin!"
So I knelt down by the bed, leaned way in, and rested my head right next to Hers, so that I could feel Her little breaths on my cheek.
"What is it, Little One? Tell me."
Her eyes were sparkly. She let out a giggle and grinned. She nuzzled in even closer, cupping Her hand on my chin and looking me eye to eye. Her eyelashes were almost kissing mine.
"Mommy. Little One.... happy."
I smiled.
"Oh! Mommy happy too! Mommy happy. Daddy happy! Hippo happy! Little One happy! Aaaaall happy! Everyone family happy mamma!!"
She giggled again, kissed me on my nose, and burrowed into Her blankets.
"Night night mommy. See soon!"
I walked out, using little clouds as stepping stones, and realizing I had just gotten everything I want in the world. If I could have one wish, one really big one before I die? I think it would be that when I do, that the last thing I ever hear would be those same words again. 'Every one family happy.' And I would go feeling like it had all turned out right.
"Mommy! Come here. Please. Come here, right. here. closa me."
She pointed at a spot right by Her nose. "Come right here, mommy. Tell you sompin!"
So I knelt down by the bed, leaned way in, and rested my head right next to Hers, so that I could feel Her little breaths on my cheek.
"What is it, Little One? Tell me."
Her eyes were sparkly. She let out a giggle and grinned. She nuzzled in even closer, cupping Her hand on my chin and looking me eye to eye. Her eyelashes were almost kissing mine.
"Mommy. Little One.... happy."
I smiled.
"Oh! Mommy happy too! Mommy happy. Daddy happy! Hippo happy! Little One happy! Aaaaall happy! Everyone family happy mamma!!"
She giggled again, kissed me on my nose, and burrowed into Her blankets.
"Night night mommy. See soon!"
I walked out, using little clouds as stepping stones, and realizing I had just gotten everything I want in the world. If I could have one wish, one really big one before I die? I think it would be that when I do, that the last thing I ever hear would be those same words again. 'Every one family happy.' And I would go feeling like it had all turned out right.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
What's Going One With Little One
I may have mentioned the cold Little One picked up the day after Her fever went away.
It was joined by a nasty stomach bug, both of which have politely stayed with us to welcome the respiratory infection that is our most recent visitor. We aren't laughing any more. For the most part, Little One is an amazing trooper and in good spirits, wanting to play. Unfortunately I really can't bring Her around other people, especially kids. Because believe me, She has shared some of the love with me, and no one wants what She's got. Any of it.
The weather is frigid and nasty. Though we've worked up the courage and swathed Her in layers a couple times to play in the snow, for the most part we've been stuck indoors. Multiple layers are not the best option for tummy troubles, and now that the cold air brings on fits of hacking coughs, we've given up.
We've barely left the house all week.
I've turned into kind of a whiner over here I think....but I have to admit that it takes a little bit of a toll to spend long days in the house, aching for my baby who I just can't get better. Right now I'm just hoping that She gets well in time to get out at least a little bit before it's time for Her to be sick again.
By which I mean the Fever.
Little One has several teams of doctors working on what's going on with Her, and they vary a bit on the specific type of problem they are voting for in the office mystery-diagnosis pool. But at this point they all agree on the main idea, on the overarching problem. It seems that Little One has a sort of odd glitch in Her immune system, which causes it to ramp up and go a bit haywire for no particular reason. Apparently this happens to people. Not a lot. But enough to have a name and some studies and tests to accessorize with. It's a severe inflammatory response to nothing external, but it is related to time.
It occurs in cycles, about once per month. Which means that to within a week or so, we can expect Little One to spike high fevers about every 4-5 weeks. Good to know, because I won't have to keep dragging her to be tortured in Emergency Rooms every month thinking She has some infection. But rough because it also means that even if She never gets another cold, or stomach bug, or infection, or allergic reaction (which is obviously not possible), She will still spend about a week a month miserable and in bed.
It's a group of 'syndromes' all related to the same gene, but they come in different flavors. We're waiting on tests and more tests and time to figure out which one we'll be having. Some are worse than others, with complications later on, some just the fevers, but most are outgrown by adolescence or adulthood. So it's lucky.
Lucky that her problem will be inconvenient, uncomfortable, un-fun, but in all likelihood not life-threatening or dangerous. Lucky that once a month is not all the time, and that in between She will be ok, and keep growing and learning and dancing around the living room.
Still. It's been a long few weeks, and I've been reminded sometimes of Tu Nidito.
In college J and I both volunteered for at Tu Nidito, a fantastic organization. Really, fantastic. One thing I did there was help lead support groups for kids with serious illnesses and their siblings.
I'm reminded of how weary the parents would be sometimes. Of little things they said, about how hard it was not to able to participate in life, with regular routines and relationships. How the emotional toll of worrying for and hurting for the suffering of their children was like a constant weight crushing them, one that had to be fought every day. I remember talks about how impossible it seemed to hold out against the pity and the exhaustion and maintain the structure of a normal existence for their children; when it was so much easier on their patience, their tiredness, their desire to alleviate pain and sadness in their babies to allow rules to slide, concessions to be made, treats to be showered, whining and demanding to be tolerated. How hard it was not to allow healthy siblings to be shunted aside and made to sacrifice. These small tastes we've had of chronic illness, like grease flying in tiny droplets from a sputtering pan, sting.
They make me guiltily thankful that Little One is not a child with a horrible, debilitating, constant illness. They make me revere those parents in my memories even more than I did before. Which was a lot.
To tell the truth, they make me wonder if I would be able to withstand something like that. And even wonder a little bit if I have the fortitude as a mother, the resourcefulness, to find a way to cope with this small thing 1/4 of the time for years and years to come. In a way that keeps our little home life here from derailing every time, so that so much time is transitioning between our "sick" patterns and "normal" patterns that we start to wonder which way is up.
Admittedly, everything is magnified by the fatigue and hormonal swings of pregnancy. Admittedly, I'm on the emotional side already, a born worrier. But still, I'm surprised by how tired I've become in the last few weeks. Not sleepy tired, muscle tired, but heavy tired. Heart tired. I'm kind of disappointed that I haven't figured out a way to handle this better yet, and part of it is being daunted by the stretch of time yawning ahead of us, in which I might expect to repeat this cycle many dozens of times. I know it will get easier. We'll get "used to" it. I will figure out ways to manage things better for all of us, as we go.
But it's turning out to be more of a challenge than I would have expected.
I remind myself that She won't have regular sickness on the heels of every fever, that this was just a bad spell. I remind myself of all those Luckys up there, of the families at Tu Nidito and I am thankful with everything I have that She's going to be OK.
But at the same time, with Her allergies I can't help but feel a tiny bit like She's been struck by lightning twice. Hadn't we filled some cosmic quota? I worry about little things like missing that much school, like having the consistency that I think is so crucial for little ones, like the expense that will come with having to get my hair dyed when all the gray hairs start cropping up from watching Her sweat and whimper. Little molehills that go clamoring over one anothers' backs and piling up until, magnified by the mommy lens, they start to look like a mountain. Well. A hill, anyways.
So, that's what's going on with Little One. As far as we know. So far. We have some more appointments and blood to be drawn this week. And so...I guess we'll just wait and see, and do what everyone does with hills, and keep climbing.
It was joined by a nasty stomach bug, both of which have politely stayed with us to welcome the respiratory infection that is our most recent visitor. We aren't laughing any more. For the most part, Little One is an amazing trooper and in good spirits, wanting to play. Unfortunately I really can't bring Her around other people, especially kids. Because believe me, She has shared some of the love with me, and no one wants what She's got. Any of it.
The weather is frigid and nasty. Though we've worked up the courage and swathed Her in layers a couple times to play in the snow, for the most part we've been stuck indoors. Multiple layers are not the best option for tummy troubles, and now that the cold air brings on fits of hacking coughs, we've given up.
We've barely left the house all week.
I've turned into kind of a whiner over here I think....but I have to admit that it takes a little bit of a toll to spend long days in the house, aching for my baby who I just can't get better. Right now I'm just hoping that She gets well in time to get out at least a little bit before it's time for Her to be sick again.
By which I mean the Fever.
Little One has several teams of doctors working on what's going on with Her, and they vary a bit on the specific type of problem they are voting for in the office mystery-diagnosis pool. But at this point they all agree on the main idea, on the overarching problem. It seems that Little One has a sort of odd glitch in Her immune system, which causes it to ramp up and go a bit haywire for no particular reason. Apparently this happens to people. Not a lot. But enough to have a name and some studies and tests to accessorize with. It's a severe inflammatory response to nothing external, but it is related to time.
It occurs in cycles, about once per month. Which means that to within a week or so, we can expect Little One to spike high fevers about every 4-5 weeks. Good to know, because I won't have to keep dragging her to be tortured in Emergency Rooms every month thinking She has some infection. But rough because it also means that even if She never gets another cold, or stomach bug, or infection, or allergic reaction (which is obviously not possible), She will still spend about a week a month miserable and in bed.
It's a group of 'syndromes' all related to the same gene, but they come in different flavors. We're waiting on tests and more tests and time to figure out which one we'll be having. Some are worse than others, with complications later on, some just the fevers, but most are outgrown by adolescence or adulthood. So it's lucky.
Lucky that her problem will be inconvenient, uncomfortable, un-fun, but in all likelihood not life-threatening or dangerous. Lucky that once a month is not all the time, and that in between She will be ok, and keep growing and learning and dancing around the living room.
Still. It's been a long few weeks, and I've been reminded sometimes of Tu Nidito.
In college J and I both volunteered for at Tu Nidito, a fantastic organization. Really, fantastic. One thing I did there was help lead support groups for kids with serious illnesses and their siblings.
I'm reminded of how weary the parents would be sometimes. Of little things they said, about how hard it was not to able to participate in life, with regular routines and relationships. How the emotional toll of worrying for and hurting for the suffering of their children was like a constant weight crushing them, one that had to be fought every day. I remember talks about how impossible it seemed to hold out against the pity and the exhaustion and maintain the structure of a normal existence for their children; when it was so much easier on their patience, their tiredness, their desire to alleviate pain and sadness in their babies to allow rules to slide, concessions to be made, treats to be showered, whining and demanding to be tolerated. How hard it was not to allow healthy siblings to be shunted aside and made to sacrifice. These small tastes we've had of chronic illness, like grease flying in tiny droplets from a sputtering pan, sting.
They make me guiltily thankful that Little One is not a child with a horrible, debilitating, constant illness. They make me revere those parents in my memories even more than I did before. Which was a lot.
To tell the truth, they make me wonder if I would be able to withstand something like that. And even wonder a little bit if I have the fortitude as a mother, the resourcefulness, to find a way to cope with this small thing 1/4 of the time for years and years to come. In a way that keeps our little home life here from derailing every time, so that so much time is transitioning between our "sick" patterns and "normal" patterns that we start to wonder which way is up.
Admittedly, everything is magnified by the fatigue and hormonal swings of pregnancy. Admittedly, I'm on the emotional side already, a born worrier. But still, I'm surprised by how tired I've become in the last few weeks. Not sleepy tired, muscle tired, but heavy tired. Heart tired. I'm kind of disappointed that I haven't figured out a way to handle this better yet, and part of it is being daunted by the stretch of time yawning ahead of us, in which I might expect to repeat this cycle many dozens of times. I know it will get easier. We'll get "used to" it. I will figure out ways to manage things better for all of us, as we go.
But it's turning out to be more of a challenge than I would have expected.
I remind myself that She won't have regular sickness on the heels of every fever, that this was just a bad spell. I remind myself of all those Luckys up there, of the families at Tu Nidito and I am thankful with everything I have that She's going to be OK.
But at the same time, with Her allergies I can't help but feel a tiny bit like She's been struck by lightning twice. Hadn't we filled some cosmic quota? I worry about little things like missing that much school, like having the consistency that I think is so crucial for little ones, like the expense that will come with having to get my hair dyed when all the gray hairs start cropping up from watching Her sweat and whimper. Little molehills that go clamoring over one anothers' backs and piling up until, magnified by the mommy lens, they start to look like a mountain. Well. A hill, anyways.
So, that's what's going on with Little One. As far as we know. So far. We have some more appointments and blood to be drawn this week. And so...I guess we'll just wait and see, and do what everyone does with hills, and keep climbing.
January Has Been Excommunicated.
Peanuts. Look at this picture. Just look at it!
Aw. A sweet photograph. A father, playing with his daughter. Spending a lovely Sunday cherishing his baby, making Her little eyes shine with joy by complimenting Her superior fake-tea brewing, and the excellent qualities of Her invisible milk and sugar. Stirring with a teeny-tiny spoon, indulging Her with mimicked sips. How darling. How cute!
But wait.
Something is wrong, with this picture. Something just...out of place...not quite right.....
Something is there, that doesn't belong. Did you spot it yet, Peanuts?
Do you see it? Look closely.
Hmmmm, you're thinking, scanning over the pink tea cups, the rumpled weekend hair, the face of my dear, beloved husband- I don't see any- wait. Wait a minute! Is...that....? No! It can't be! Is that a...?!
Oh. Let me tell you friends. Brace for it. Yes it is.
That, is a MUSTACHE.
A terrible thing hath come to pass, in the internal medicine department of the hospital where my J spends the vast majority of his life. A terrible, horrible thing. And this thing hath been so named:
"Mustache Manuary".
Oh yes. Yes it actually has. And I know this because J, entering it as evidence into his defense, sent me a copy of the inter-departmental email stating the official Mustache Manuary decree. In it, J pointed out that not only is "everyone doing it", but that the Manuary Decree clearly states that anyone backing down from the furry challenge and shaving (or being shaved by their wives in their sleep) before the month is out will be shamelessly and ruthlessly ridiculed and ostracized.
Apparently, being a doctor is the same thing as being in a frat. Who knew.
So, in showing solidarity with the other, erm, professionals (that people entrust their lives to how scary is that) J has entered into Mustache Manuary with enthusiasm. A little too much of it, if you ask me.
Listen. If you are a year-round mustachioed man, no offense. One of my very favorite people on earth has been a mustache man for most of my life! In fact I can barely imagine the man without it. That would be my dad. Whiiiich makes the 'stache all the more incongruous when it pops up on the face of the guy I like to make out with. Ah!
Now, you might think that I would do a little photo shop work this month. That I might don dark sunglasses and a wide-brimmed hat in public, but no. Here I am, pointing it out to you. This is because:
A. I cannot live a lie. This kind of dark secret can eat you from the inside, Peanuts. Eat. You. Alive. Like the caterpillar that has eaten J's lip.
B. I'm on a good complaining roll this month and this is a great addition to my whining collection.
C. I have an evil, conniving streak, and I want there to be proof of this. Proof. In case I ever need some good blackmail material.
D. I have an evil, conniving streak and I want there to be proof of this. Because someday I am going to want to do something completely ridiculous that will make J cringe and groan, and I will remind him of this Manuary and that he owes me.
E. It's kind of funny.
And there you have it, Peanuts. You are all my witnesses.
Now, I love the big lug and I think he's handsome no matter what happens. Even if it causes me to think of my dad a little bit, or Ron Burgundy. And to understand fully why closing eyes during kissing was invented (It was probably started back in the 19th century when those hideous handlebars and porkchop sideburns were in vogue).
But I can tell you that between Little One's illnesses, the Ban, and the 'Stache, January 2011 is not going to end fast enough or in my good graces. Oh excuse me, Manuary.
Curse you, Manuary! If you were a tangible entity I would flick you right on the nose! But since I can't, I will just ignore you, and hope you go away. I will look forward to February. A month about Love, and our mother's birthdays, and chocolate.
As far as I'm concerned, the New Year starts in 17 days.
But wait.
Something is wrong, with this picture. Something just...out of place...not quite right.....
Something is there, that doesn't belong. Did you spot it yet, Peanuts?
Do you see it? Look closely.
Hmmmm, you're thinking, scanning over the pink tea cups, the rumpled weekend hair, the face of my dear, beloved husband- I don't see any- wait. Wait a minute! Is...that....? No! It can't be! Is that a...?!
Oh. Let me tell you friends. Brace for it. Yes it is.
That, is a MUSTACHE.
A terrible thing hath come to pass, in the internal medicine department of the hospital where my J spends the vast majority of his life. A terrible, horrible thing. And this thing hath been so named:
"Mustache Manuary".
Oh yes. Yes it actually has. And I know this because J, entering it as evidence into his defense, sent me a copy of the inter-departmental email stating the official Mustache Manuary decree. In it, J pointed out that not only is "everyone doing it", but that the Manuary Decree clearly states that anyone backing down from the furry challenge and shaving (or being shaved by their wives in their sleep) before the month is out will be shamelessly and ruthlessly ridiculed and ostracized.
Apparently, being a doctor is the same thing as being in a frat. Who knew.
So, in showing solidarity with the other, erm, professionals (that people entrust their lives to how scary is that) J has entered into Mustache Manuary with enthusiasm. A little too much of it, if you ask me. Listen. If you are a year-round mustachioed man, no offense. One of my very favorite people on earth has been a mustache man for most of my life! In fact I can barely imagine the man without it. That would be my dad. Whiiiich makes the 'stache all the more incongruous when it pops up on the face of the guy I like to make out with. Ah!
Now, you might think that I would do a little photo shop work this month. That I might don dark sunglasses and a wide-brimmed hat in public, but no. Here I am, pointing it out to you. This is because:
A. I cannot live a lie. This kind of dark secret can eat you from the inside, Peanuts. Eat. You. Alive. Like the caterpillar that has eaten J's lip.
B. I'm on a good complaining roll this month and this is a great addition to my whining collection.
C. I have an evil, conniving streak, and I want there to be proof of this. Proof. In case I ever need some good blackmail material.
D. I have an evil, conniving streak and I want there to be proof of this. Because someday I am going to want to do something completely ridiculous that will make J cringe and groan, and I will remind him of this Manuary and that he owes me.
E. It's kind of funny.
And there you have it, Peanuts. You are all my witnesses.
Now, I love the big lug and I think he's handsome no matter what happens. Even if it causes me to think of my dad a little bit, or Ron Burgundy. And to understand fully why closing eyes during kissing was invented (It was probably started back in the 19th century when those hideous handlebars and porkchop sideburns were in vogue).
But I can tell you that between Little One's illnesses, the Ban, and the 'Stache, January 2011 is not going to end fast enough or in my good graces. Oh excuse me, Manuary.
Curse you, Manuary! If you were a tangible entity I would flick you right on the nose! But since I can't, I will just ignore you, and hope you go away. I will look forward to February. A month about Love, and our mother's birthdays, and chocolate.
As far as I'm concerned, the New Year starts in 17 days.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
The BAN
As I may have mentioned one or 17 times, my favorite coping mechanism when I get stressed out is to bake. Something about chocolate melting into butter or something rising and turning golden in the oven just switches my brain to "bliss". I like the way it makes the whole house warm and sweet-smelling. I like how precise and predictable the measurements are; exactly one teaspoon of vanilla, every time. So that I can go through the steps by memory to the gentle whir of the mixer. Especially when I know that my grandmother, and probably her grandmother, and some distant relative in corset probably mixed the same things together and it smelled the same way. I like knowing that (with rare exceptions) people will like it when it's done.
People just aren't as picky about butter and sugar as they are about spinach or cilantro. It's kind of a common denominator. Whether we feel guilty about it or not, we all love something sweet and decadent. So I also love that when I bake it's something I can share. I can spread the de-stressing joy. And unlike dinner, which is gone in a night (except maybe to make a half-hearted appearance as a tupperwared lunch) a chocolate-caramel cheesecake or a batch of cherry-vanilla scones lasts for days. I'm a busy person, ya know. I can't afford to bliss out all the time. I have to get it all out of the way and stock up for the week.
But, sadly, not everyone shares my love of self-rising flour. Like my dear husband. Don't get me wrong. While a batch of cookies might last me a week and a half, it might last J three days tops. It's not that he doesn't think they are yummy. It's just that, for some reason, he doesn't think he can live on chocolate chips alone. "If you're in the kitchen cooking stuff, why can't you make us food?" He begs me. "If you have to bake, can't you make lasagnas or something? Something that we can live on? That won't clog my arteries and send me to an early grave?!" He's so unreasonable! ...Well truth be told, Peanuts, if It's been a really rough day, it may just happen that J will come home to a house filled with cranberry lemon bars or pumpkin cinnamon rolls- things that took ages to concoct- and then see me breaking out the tupperware at 6pm. I have priorities people.
But for some reason, J thinks that "nutrition" should rank higher.
During the Christmas season, I both had some stressful things swirling around my head, and a good excuse (presents for everyone on the block!) to go into a true frenzy. I made several dozen of about 12 different kinds of cookies. Many of which "had" to be decorated by hand, one by one, so that they swarmed the counters and marched like gingerbread infantry across the dining room table. I may or may not have been up at 4am picking out all the blue and brown sprinkles from the variety tub to use as angel-cookie eyes. Ahem.
And so J, ever the sane one in this relationship, had to draw the line somewhere. Enough is enough! he decided. And, apparently, four costco packages of butter in one month is Enough.
And so he has instituted THE BAN. A complete ban on baking (unless it is a casserole or some other dinner type dish) and desserts of all kinds. Until- this is the worst part guys!- until further notice. Which means- indefinitely. Lets add some dramatic violin and percussion right here. This is serious.
To cope with the loss of my favorite zen activity, I have had to fall on my back-ups, which include eating vast amounts of chocolate (seriously, loads of it) and going to the gym. Which I can only hope will somehow cancel each other out. It's kinda hard to tell how much of me is baby and how much is Hershey.
Because normally, I would have churned out like 3 cream-pies, some brownies, and a couple loaves of banana bread this last week or two. We've had a lot going on! I will share some of that soon. Right now, however, the dog is looking guilty, the washing machine is off-balance, and Little One is waking up. So I'm going to shut the computer and grab some chocolate chips- to inhale, not to bake with- and I hope that you will all be greatly impressed by my fortitude and love for my J. And that you will pray for my mental survival. (Or send more chocolate).
Monday, January 10, 2011
A Good Kind of Bad
Little One's fever dissipated on Friday. So despite maybe our better judgment (since She was still recovering), we took Her to a birthday party on Saturday. It was a family party down in Southern Maryland. A 2 hour trip each way, so that we spent twice as much time driving as we did jumping on inflatable castles. Which was a good thing; She slept the whole way there and back.
At the party She got to have treats- crackers and even a packet of smarties from the pinata. She also picked up some kind of kid-germ party favor that causes nastyness to ooze from several orifices, a voice that sounds like She needs to gargle some WD-40, and fits of sneezing that are, I'm sorry, downright hilarious.
J and I were laughing over one of these last night, in fact, when I mentioned that gosh, we are awfully chipper about having a sick child. AGAIN. And he hit the nail on the head when he said, "Well, its weird, but I guess it's just nice to have Her be... normal sick." True. Bring on the boogers.
At the party She got to have treats- crackers and even a packet of smarties from the pinata. She also picked up some kind of kid-germ party favor that causes nastyness to ooze from several orifices, a voice that sounds like She needs to gargle some WD-40, and fits of sneezing that are, I'm sorry, downright hilarious.
J and I were laughing over one of these last night, in fact, when I mentioned that gosh, we are awfully chipper about having a sick child. AGAIN. And he hit the nail on the head when he said, "Well, its weird, but I guess it's just nice to have Her be... normal sick." True. Bring on the boogers.
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Chick Flick
J: "Hey we got a new Netflix DVD today."
C: "Oh good! Ha ha. You can watch it with me tonight."
J: ""ha ha'? Uh oh, what is it?"
C: "Oh, just one of the chickiest chick flicks of all time."
Little One: "Ooooh! Please Mommy! Little One watch this movie? Pleeeeeaaaase?"
C: "Oh, Little One. I don't think you will like this movie. This is more for mommy and daddy, sweetheart".
Little One: "Oh, please mommy! Yes like it! Little One LOVE chickies! Cheep cheep! Fun! Daddy! Daddy please tell mommy yes Little One can watch chickies! Cheep cheep movie, chickie movie. Please!"
Poor J. I'm sure he'd prefer watching some chickens, as well. Unfortunately, he will be stuck watching me watch Cary Grant. Ha ha.
C: "Oh good! Ha ha. You can watch it with me tonight."
J: ""ha ha'? Uh oh, what is it?"
C: "Oh, just one of the chickiest chick flicks of all time."
Little One: "Ooooh! Please Mommy! Little One watch this movie? Pleeeeeaaaase?"
C: "Oh, Little One. I don't think you will like this movie. This is more for mommy and daddy, sweetheart".
Little One: "Oh, please mommy! Yes like it! Little One LOVE chickies! Cheep cheep! Fun! Daddy! Daddy please tell mommy yes Little One can watch chickies! Cheep cheep movie, chickie movie. Please!"
Friday, January 7, 2011
Karate Kid
With all that's been going on with Little One lately (and the last few days have been a bit rough), it can be easy to lose sight of the fact that there is, after all, another little missy in there too. Well She decided to get my attention.
After too long a hiatus due to sicknesses and holidays, tonight my husband finally pushed me out the door with my yoga mat and said, "GO".
So there I was, awkwardly attempting a tricky pose with a basketball under my shirt throwing of my center of gravity already, when little miss decided She had a prime opportunity to remind me that She's in there, and She won't be left out!
I'll tell you what She did, Peanuts. She kicked me.
Out of the blue! And really hard. So much so that, I kid you not, She knocked me clear out of my pose. And got the attention of not just me, but the whole class.
After being pretty serious, and maybe kinda stressed, and oh all right fine a little down this week, it was just the jolt I needed to snap me out of it and get me laughing. It's interesting how sometimes kids take care of us. Like giving us a swift kick when we need it, and reminding us that even when things get rough in spots, the rest of life is still there, being miraculous.
After too long a hiatus due to sicknesses and holidays, tonight my husband finally pushed me out the door with my yoga mat and said, "GO".
So there I was, awkwardly attempting a tricky pose with a basketball under my shirt throwing of my center of gravity already, when little miss decided She had a prime opportunity to remind me that She's in there, and She won't be left out!
I'll tell you what She did, Peanuts. She kicked me.
Out of the blue! And really hard. So much so that, I kid you not, She knocked me clear out of my pose. And got the attention of not just me, but the whole class.
After being pretty serious, and maybe kinda stressed, and oh all right fine a little down this week, it was just the jolt I needed to snap me out of it and get me laughing. It's interesting how sometimes kids take care of us. Like giving us a swift kick when we need it, and reminding us that even when things get rough in spots, the rest of life is still there, being miraculous.
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