Mens

Heliel: male, 9 years old, from down the street. Slicing shallots for dinner:
"So C? Where did you say you guys are going on Friday?"

C: Little One and I are going to New Mexico.

Heliel: What about J? He's not going too?

C: No, he can't come with us.

Heliel: "How come?"

C: "He has to work all weekend."

Heliel: "Sssoooo...you're going all by yourself and Little One?"

C: "Yup".

Heliel: "Say what?!" (rolls his eyes, shakes his head) "Pft. Mens."