Baby Got Back

You all may have noticed a little something about Little One. A big something, rather. Now, this something resides in the relative area that I, too, happen to have a big something, BUT, you may be surprised to know, it is not a genetic "gift" from me. And to rule out any suspicions of scandal and invasive maternity-suits I'll just tell you right now that She didn't get it from Beyonce, either. AND, although Little One has produced many chubtacular rolls and dimples in the last couple of months, She did not create those curves Herself.
Little One is extra-bootylicious thanks to a rare and valuable undergarment, infrequently seen this side of the Huggies revolution of the 1970's. It's called a cloth diaper. And it rocks Little One's universe, yes it does. Besides offering a little explanation of the booty's liciousness, I also would like to do a little product placement for any of you out there getting ready to handle your own baby goo exportation.
Because cloth diapers save the planet, people. The planet! You too could be superhero, saving the world one baby goo at a time! They also save loads of cash, which could instead be used on other Fun Stuff! (This, by the way, is true, because J is a human calculator and figured it out with Math. Math does not lie, and it says that we are saving $ and $). They also make Little One's booty very very happy. She doesn't get wrapped into any unpronounceable, multi-syllabic chemicals and does not get diaper rash. And really, if you use your imagination, you will understand that it would be NO fun at ALL to have rashes on your butt. *shudder*. PLUS, in what I consider to be one of the greatest advantages, they do not explode.Please revisit my Arizona christmas post or contact my friend K if you would like to know how a diaper can explode. It can my friend. And it isn't pretty. Many a helpless, innocent pink outfit has died the horrible, tragic death of irreversible poosplosion stain because of disposable diapers and a phenomenon called "blowout". I'm realizing I should have put a disclaimer on this post. Too late now! Little One has had a few diaper eruptions, but always when, for some reason, I had Her in a paper diaper. The cloth ones have never failed.
SO- product placement!
Imagine those cloth squares with the funny safety pins as the fish in that evolution cartoon. Those things are obsolete, and I have used them, and they are exempted from my endorsement.
As a newborn, Little One covered Her teeny little bum with Kissaluvs diapers, and thirsties and bummis covers. Now that She really does have some junk in the trunk, we have moved on to bumgenius. These are the BEST. They are easy easy easy to wash and use, plus they are cute and not much more bulky than a paper diaper. They are just like using a disposable, except you wash them instead of throwing them away.
So if you have baby goo coming to your life soon, try it! Then your baby's booty could be as spectacular as Little One's, saving itself from rashes! Saving money! Saving the planet! And, if your baby's booty tries really hard, it might even be this cute. Might.