In Case You Think She's Nothing BUT Sass

 
Little One: "Mom.  MOOOMMM!!! Oh! Mommy!"

C: "HI Little One. What is it?"

LO: "Oh, Mommy.  You know.  You are the best laundry."

C: "...I...am?"

LO: "Oh yes.  Yes, Mommy, you are the best laundry, and the best cooker.  In ever the whole wide world and Mommy! You is the BEST best mommy in all the whole big world, ever there can be!"

C: "Well thank you!  That was very nice!"

LO: "You are welcomed.  And mommy, I love you so much.  Thank you for laundry, mommy. You make me happy I can wear all my favorite pretty clothes when you clean them for me. You are a nice mommy."
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Little One (at bedtime): "Mommy, you know I love you."
C: "I love you too, Little One."

LO: "But mommy, I love YOU a truck!"

C: "You love me a truck?"

LO: "Yup! No, no! I love you a WHALE! NO! MOMMY! I love YOU a big, BIG DINOSAUR! I love you SIXTEEN! Sixteen dinosaurs!"
C: "Wow! That sounds like a lot."

LO (nodding gravely): "Oh, yes mommy.  I love you much of a sixteen dinosaur, and that is the much as you can get."  

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 Little One (as She's waking up for school): "Mmmmm....mommy! A'morning mommy.  Oh my, mommy.  I was having a dream!"

C: "You were? What kind of dream?"

LO (grinning): "Well, mommy.  Wow.  I was dreaming 'bout mine school.  And mine teachers and friends.  And I dreamed about you and Dada, and Missy and the doggies.  I dreamed our whole family at mine school, and our whole family was together and we all were just.  We just.  We were just all loving our 'chothers very much!"

C: "Wow! That was your dream?"

LO (sighing): "Ooooh, yes! Mommy, mommy.  It was a SWEET dream." 

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Overheard from the next room:

LO: "Missy?  Missy what is a matter?  You are worried to be sad when daddy is on the big boat from Va-gin-ya?"

Miss: "Ahhhhbgub."

LO: "Oh, ok.  Ok.  I see, I unnerstan.  Well, Missy.  Let me tell you.  It's ok because I will still be your sissy in Va-gin-ya and I can take care for you all the time.  And mommy tol' me she doesn't ever run out from hugs for us, and me too! I can have so many hugs for you I will have lots than enough and some kisses too.  To make you feel better.  And in Va-gin-ya if you want to, we can have a sleepover.  So jus' don't cry your baby tears or have any fits, because ever'thing will be jus'.....it will be jus' ok!"