MisterIsms

All from the mouth of Mister:

"Ima gweatest, Ima gweatest Ima gweat gweat Little Mister!" Sung 1000 times. 

Reading about trains:

C: "...and this type of tanker car is full of gas."

M: "Ohhh yes. Yes is. Full a gas. This twain all full a gas. Has go a big poo poo. Go you poo, twain!"

At bed time getting PJs on:

C: "you picked out these jammies all by yourself! You are really a big boy!"

M: "Oooh, yes 'am! And YOU! You really a big Mama! Yes! A big! Huge! Huuuuuge Mama!"

Looking at a dr Suess book:

"Uh, mama. Whoa man! This book, is all cwazy. Is all stuff all awound a place, and flyin funny an'mals and all jus all is cwazy like that. Take-a this cwazy book mama. Les have some twain book. Is better, k?"

Me: "can I get a hug?" 
Mister: "um,no. I'm just a all outta hugs. Maybe you can make one, your own hug. Outta some tofu, somepin like that."

Me: "uh oh, buddy. I see that face. Do you need a time out?" 
Mister: "Uuuuhhhmmm...yah. Need time out. I'm SPICY."