I Seem To Have Acquired A Cat. And A Teenager.

On the way home from preschool, Miss tells me about Her day:

Miss: "...and then the teacher was so funny cos she said, 'sit down mistah Holmes!'"

C: "Mr what?"

Little One(rolling eyes): "Holmes. P Holmes."

C: "Oh I see. But it's MISTER Holmes is it? So then you are MISS Little Missy. I suppose I will call you that now."

Miss(indignantly): "I not! I. am. not.  I am a KITTY." 

C: "Oh ok. Miss Kitty, then?"

Miss: "Yes. That is ok."

C: "And you back there? Are you MISS Little one?"

LO: "Noooooooo."

C: "No?! Well who might you be then?"

LO(red and giggly): "Miss-is Holmes!"