I Hear Crickets

Ok. 
- Nursery switched/bedroom set up, check.
- AND decorated and arranged and a new closet organization system set up? Check.
- Baby clothes hauled out/ washed/folded/put away, check.
- Swings/ bouncers/jumpers/other infant paraphernalia hauled down from the attic, check.
- bottles washed/kitched reorganized to make room/put away on a shelf, check.
- Much too much shopping done, check, check.
- Bag packed, check.
- Portraits of the baby belly, Check.
- Cradle set up with clean sheets, ready to go, check. 
- Labor plan with OB, check.
- Big "baby is coming soon" talk with Little One, Check.
- All laundry washed/folded/put away, check.
- Dogs' groomed/bathed, check.
- House cleaned/ scrubbed/ put in order, check check check.
- Mom here wrangling the tiny Diva and all the dishes, check.  
- Swollen to the point of being uncomfortable and rather over it and not to compare, love, but your sister was already here almost a week by this time and please don't get too big in there while you take your sweet time? CHECK.

Ok baby.  It doesn't get much more ready than all that. 
Maybe She is waiting for me to finish my AFC meeting today.  That is thoughtful. I can appreciate that. Ok but after that, I'm taping a pink eviction notice over my belly.